My Brain is Like a Chinook in an Ice Cream Shop

OK kids, so I've got exactly 14 days to produce 65 pages of genius writing.
On:
1. Palestinian men and Gender performance
2. Ethnobotany, BC Land Claims and the colonial archive
3. uh, some kind of link between Heidegger's Nazi days and Margaret Somerville.

Somerville thinks gay folks are some kind of error, and for this kind of obviously complex thinking, she was given an honourary PhD at York and gave this year's CBC Massey Lectures.
So I thought I'd try and take her out.

Sigh.

Anyone out there read The Walrus? This month has an AWESOME picture-article about what people around the world eat every week.
The people that eat lots of vegetables and fish are the hottest.
Those who eat the most chips and bacon are the least so.

So the question really is: Do sexy people live longer?